Video: Friday Fails #258

Feb 3, 2023
by Pinkbike Originals  
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 I'm sorry, but the 'no shirt / chest protector on wooden features in Winter' guy deserved to go down.
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 Yes.
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 Looked like a woman to me.
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 @krka73: Skin looked to be soft and well-moisturized, but 100% not a woman
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 Let's all agree the outfit choice was the real fail.
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 Fashion Fail
  • 25 0
 @plyawn: Totally, mental checklist should be something like this:

"Should I go shirtless with chest protector?"

Am I a Spanish free-rider in the desert? > Yes
Am I a Jerry in my backyard in Winter > No
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 Took out a board on the feature too.
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flag CSharp (Feb 3, 2023 at 13:05) (Below Threshold)
 @kingpine: It's harder and harder to tell if the person is a guy or girl anymore. So, we'll leave it at being a tranny. Big Grin
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 @CSharp: You're an a*shole.
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flag BrambleLee (Feb 3, 2023 at 13:37) (Below Threshold)
 Mods, please delete the comment with the transphobic slur.
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 @UPBike: comon now, that could have been anyone of us a couple of years ago with the right amount of [insert party material of choice here], a camera and a few of those friends your parents referred to as bad apples.

That kid is probably going to be a lawyer or a doctor someday.
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flag CSharp (Feb 3, 2023 at 15:39) (Below Threshold)
 @BrambleLee: Meh, don't be a c*nt. You didn't see my laughing smile at the end of the sentence. Or should it be a winkie Wink
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 @plyawn: Tell folks in Whistler during the summer months...
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 @CSharp: Yeah but there's absolutely no need to say it, and some people don't like it. It's like me calling you American.
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 @CSharp: A little off color for the times, but all the downvotes for a pun.... c'mon.
Where are all these armchair defenders against maxillofacialphobia, that group gets a lot of hate on here.
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 @BrambleLee: lmao way to save the world you liberal clownshoe
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 @BrambleLee: you're going full woke now
  • 34 0
 no mames
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 Haha
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 Cases jump, no worries, should be good for the next, bigger one...
  • 16 0
 The appropriate way to hit a jump is somewhere between the kid at :44 and everyone else who nose cased the landing.
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 Dang, a lot of people coming up short this week!
(Also, anyone know who won in the Advent Contest?)
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 Caw, Caw!
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 2:40 nailing the elusive Can't-Can
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 Best opening clip in quite a while....
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 Shirtless crashes receive twice the laughter and half the sympathy.
  • 7 0
 initial impression: bar spin gone wrong looks like it hurt, and shirtless snow guy had it coming
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 Everyone check your bar plugs today.
  • 8 0
 That first clip "To infinity and beyoooooooooooooooooooodddddduuuuuhhhh"!
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 That was huge!
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 That’s not flying, it’s failing with style!
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 0:12 - jumps onto feature
manuals across feature.
shits bed off feature...

was it just luck up until it went pear shaped?
  • 2 0
 Perhaps, but you gotta learn somehow. Definitely want to have manuals dialed before this one or bump jumps.
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 @kmo344: Manualing OFF something is really tough to learn. You're thinking "don't drop the nose, don't drop the nose, don't drop the nose" so what does your brain do? Drops the nose. Definitely one of those don't-think-too-hard tricks.
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 Never a fail when no shirt crashes in the snow...
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 People are really bad a gauging speed.
  • 4 0
 They're especially bad at gauging their ability to gauge speed
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 If the AI identified 'Birds' and that those Birds were 'Cawing', why can't it learn to say 'Crows Cawing'? Someone needs to buy the upgrade pack.
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 IMO, if you are attempting a move that 90% of riders can't do, that's not failure. Manualling 90% of a wooden bridge, or almost backflipping, or almost doing a 360; I don't really think these qualify.
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 That rule only applies when you are IN the 10%, for the rest of us doing so without gloves, full face helmet, body armour or any thought is what gets you on Friday fails and often the ER.
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 Tube socks are making a come back
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 Sock Check
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 UCI has entered the chat.
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 Why don’t people wear pads?
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 Thought "Make body armour cool again", but then watch 1:28.
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 Especially with how good pads are now. Protective and comfortable. I don't get it.
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 1:17 was making the infamous "sound" before she/he/it hit the ground.. also the grunty response from the camera person was the icing on the cake! Close your eyes and tell me what you think the whole scene sounds like....
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 Can't tell if at 0:55 the dropper just imploded or if the bike avenged itself on buddy's helmet. If it was bike revenge, that cracking sound from the helmet is on the chilling side.
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 I'm missing the slo-mo option...
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 Pedalling right up to a jump never ends well.
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 Or a drop.
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 Anyone else laugh out loud at the failed bar spin. Not sure why that one got me but sheesh.
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 The handlebar to the torso looked hurty Eek
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 Indoor jump halls is where the boys are separated from the bikes.
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 Shirtless, armored snow riding - why not?
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 Learn to jump, THEN learn to whip.
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 nah learn back flips before you can jump in my opinion
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 Yikes! That first intro crash was brutal. Really hope he’s made a recovery from that one. That sound of helmet to bar on impact made me cringe.
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 Well, at least we have video evidence that the first rider didn't die by drowning in the water hazard.
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 1:27 shirtless in the snow for the win! YOU ARE A MAN!!!
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 1:28 - armour, check. Hmmmm, I guess I'm good to go...
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 thanks to these dingdongs ... engineers further reinforce bike designs driving up cost for all.
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 No mami, Go mami, Yo mami. They all work...
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 1:43…sheesh! Is that guy eating solid foods yet?
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 (bicycle crashing)
Recorder[Oooo]
(leaves rustling)
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 Haha, ranked
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 Bar plugs save the day!







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