Video: Friday Fails #203

Jan 7, 2022
by Pinkbike Originals  

It's the first Friday of the new year, make it a good one!


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123 Comments
  • 49 0
 Note to self: Avoid Teflon coated wall rides.
  • 9 1
 Slow learner day. Hint, gravity is constant.
  • 8 0
 @carym: The gravity of these crashes is actually the furthest thing from constant.
  • 5 0
 Just avoid trying to ride them in a vertical position.
  • 6 0
 Lean over to stay up. Trust physics. You were supposed to learn that skating vert as a kid.
  • 2 0
 Especially ones with saw blade teeth cut off boards!
  • 44 3
 I want captions for each of the crashes that lists injuries sustained and the dollar amount of damages the bike and person received.
  • 21 0
 some look life altering
  • 3 0
 @Kmccann137: especially at 20secs!
  • 4 0
 @Kmccann137: Agreed, some 5 digit bikes destroyed here
  • 1 0
 @Kmccann137:
  • 3 0
 @OCryder: Yeah I thought that one looked brutal. If he walked away from that one without injury he won the lottery.
  • 1 0
 @jgottya1: I was glad he at least wasn't an instant ragdoll.
  • 1 0
 @mab411: For sure. That was rough head/neck shot.
  • 16 1
 This episode is brought to you by the nation of 'Faceplant' and the second video demonstrating why he is the King of Faceplant.
  • 7 0
 Some nostrils were harmed in the making of this video!
  • 40 0
 @Carlostheshredder: Many dentists were able to buy new yetis in the making of this video.
  • 8 0
 @mrkj221: 2022 is the year of the lawyer...ie no dentist jokes....

Friday fails brought to you by Jones and Smith LLP, We wont fail to get you compensated for your poor skills.
  • 17 2
 So many riders coming up short, just like Ghislane’s defense.
  • 13 0
 or elizabeth holmes
  • 2 0
 @flipoffthemonkeys: I am fascinated by female baritone and so were investors apparently
  • 14 0
 Does MIPS work if you are driving the crown of your head into the Earth?
  • 1 0
 ..
  • 2 0
 I did an N=1 test of that. Impact severe enough to crack inner and outer shell of helmet. Very mild concussion that was over in a week. Not doing it again with a helmet without MIPS, so who is volunteering for the control group?
  • 3 0
 @ak-77: I'll be your BlackBerry.
  • 1 0
 @ak-77: huckelberry.
  • 12 0
 "Git on yer bike!" LOL
  • 1 0
 Quality heckling
  • 10 0
 I really shouldn’t laugh but…
  • 11 0
 My vertebrae hurt.
  • 10 0
 Today i shall mostly be eating dirt.
  • 4 0
 The Fast Show is always under appreciated.
  • 1 0
 That's Brilliant! ....brilliant! BRILLIANT! ...I'll get me coat.
  • 11 1
 LEAN WITH THE BANKING
  • 5 0
 Man, this one starts with a bang. That first dude at 0:20... is he guinea pigging that jump... with no helmet? Who does such things?

Anyway, that nose case into perfect face plant... followed by an audible "OHH THAT HURT".

At least he was conscious?
  • 3 0
 He wears a helmet, although in the first second it really looks like he doesn't. Take a closer look.
  • 1 0
 @SoerenFromHamburg:

Maybe? It looks more like backwards hat to me, but I could be wrong.
  • 6 0
 @ocnlogan: I filmed that one at :20. He was wearing a skate helmet but has since upgraded to a fox proframe. He rode out the rest of the ride. We all crashed after that though. 100 yards down the trail my other friend went otb in front of me and I had to bail too. Fun day.
  • 6 0
 Oooh that line at 0:33, and that crash at the end! Techy stuff and a brutal slam.
  • 11 0
 That’s called the “hourglass” at Bootleg Canyon, and it’s one of the gnarliest lines there. The way this guy crashed was absolute best-case scenario, and it was brutal at that!
  • 4 0
 @iamsx: thanks for the info. Yeah, that line looks insane and takes full commitment and tons of talent. I love techy desert lines, and i know that if it looks sick on camera its probably ten times harder in real life. The guy knows how to ride i'll give him that, never mind the crash.
  • 1 0
 That guy made it WAAAAY more sketchy than it actually is. If you enter the feature from rider's right it's slower and controllable.
  • 4 0
 1.07 Looking at the tyre marks on that wall ride it looks like multiple people got it wrong. Or was it the same dude repeatedly failing?
  • 24 0
 1.50 Actually this looks like the same wall ride, so it's doing great work for Friday Fails.
  • 8 0
 @commental: 2 mins with a can of PAM = endless laughs
  • 6 1
 wow.........70% of that was hard to watch....2022 is going to be that kind of year, huh?
  • 2 0
 ya man right off the get go the dude must have fractured his femur landing on the side of the ramp I felt that in my toes
  • 6 1
 Why is there a road gap across a MUT @3:00?
  • 21 0
 That bench looks like a nice place to sit and have coffee and watch fails!
  • 2 0
 Because that way you get to show off how badass you are to all the dog walkers in the park... by soaring over their dog!
  • 3 0
 Cause... Unsanctioned trails overlapping park plans. This was just done with the legendary Brutus gap on Cypress mountain. The gap had been there for years, but a MUT was just opened using the FSR it jumps over.
  • 6 0
 @LucaP: what is a MUT?
  • 3 0
 @Chafingdish:
Multi-use trail
  • 2 0
 @Chafingdish: multi use trail. As in for bikers, hikers, raccoons, yeti and other such creatures of the outdoors.
  • 2 0
 Okay, Acronyms for $1000

The answer:

A pathway intended to be used by pedestrians, horses replete with riders, non motorized wheeled contraptions and pedestrians with cross breed dogs.
  • 2 0
 @Stihlgoin: ah thanks. I’m gonna use that at a dinner party this weekend.
  • 1 0
 @Chafingdish: Sorry. Couldn’t resist. I personally hate acronyms. Bane of my existence in college.
  • 1 0
 @Stihlgoin: me too. I work in government and it’s all stupid acronyms, as if we don’t have time to say complete words. I love trolling people in meetings, “what does DoD stand for again?”
  • 1 0
 @Chafingdish: Healthcare. Disclaimer: (Not dentistry) -I even ride an alloy bike. Acronyms everywhere in provider notes, everywhere in literature…..especially clinical trial names. Can’t wait to retire Smile
  • 1 0
 @Chafingdish: I used to work in automotive engineering - at Ford they actually have an official dictionary of acronyms. Not sure if it was referred to as the DOA...
  • 5 0
 yo this week's was PAINFUL. Some of those hurt me to watch
  • 3 0
 A couple of bubbas this week demonstrating how mass, momentum, and gravity can be a bit too tricky at times...
  • 1 0
 0:40 leaps into action to help out fallen dude
0:41 slows that down to a saunter
3:31 dang that's a hostile sounding crowd, like a real mid-80's roller derby orneriness to em.
  • 5 4
 i still do not understand why everyone focusses more on filming than riding? Personally I love seasoning sections without any friggin camera adding an element of f*ckery to the mix.
  • 9 1
 Did it even happen if its not one film? I bought a go pro years ago when they first came out and quickly realized that absolutely no one, including myself, wants to watch footage of average bikers/skiers/snowboarders, etc.
  • 11 0
 @madmon : I also enjoy seasoning sections. I don't know how you get your bbq out there but good on you. I prefer olive oil and Montreal steak spice, or straight up salt and pepper. I've never filmed me seasoning either.
  • 3 0
 @iammarkstewart: it is spelled picayune
  • 2 0
 @sino428: bought go pro years ago, filmed all things for 6 month, never edited, just left it on the shelf;

I tales shit ton of time to edit and make quality vid, that none will watch. Better to hit one more lap
  • 2 0
 @madmon: Indeed. I wanted to laugh to myself as I'm currently trying to function speaking French in France. C'est ne pas bon.
  • 5 0
 @iammarkstewart: looks like a season
  • 3 0
 Remind me to avoid that one specific wallride
  • 2 0
 Reminds me of why I'll always go faster than needed on new jumps---nose casing sucks bad.
  • 1 0
 That was super brutal
  • 2 0
 No Uuuuooo korwa! today, I am disappointed on behalf of our polish brethren…
  • 2 0
 I have to be careful to not watch too many of these...yikes. That first face plant was Brutal!
  • 1 0
 Several hard hits this week, but 2:03 was a legit high-stakes trail, with a pretty long tumble after the fall. Hope that guy is okay!!
  • 1 0
 Based on the noise he was making at 2:08, and my familiarity with said sound, I would say no.
  • 1 0
 @rabbitsmokinintheferns: Sounds winded. He's on his feet, so at least mostly okay at worst.
  • 2 0
 If you don't know how to corner, don't try a wooden wallride!! I mean c'mon
  • 2 0
 Having recently broken 8 ribs with my own (unfilmed) MTB accident, Friday Fails seems a bit less fun right now ...
  • 2 0
 1:45…. Does that rear wheel buckle or collapse… axel let go?? I can’t quite figure it out
  • 2 0
 one frame really looks like both chainstays detached at the rear pivot
  • 1 0
 The chap @ :21 ... ugh. Sans helmet but that wouldn't have likely helped his neck. Even so, incredibly stupid ... hope he's OK.
  • 3 0
 Always a treat to see a Bellingham trail in the mix. (Last clip)
  • 2 0
 Rock videos makes my sphincter get tight.
  • 3 0
 brutal
  • 1 0
 When there is a bunch of trail Jerry's standing around filming a simple feature, you know the clip is gonna slap.
  • 3 0
 Friday Spinals
  • 2 0
 And the real fail was riding a skinny with the seatpost all the way up!
  • 3 0
 2:00, King Kong?
  • 1 0
 Yup, entrance to King Kong.
  • 2 0
 Theme for this week: *Coming up a little short.*
  • 1 0
 That road gap at 2:22 is no joke, huge commitment out of a loose berm. Coulda been way worse!
  • 1 0
 trails that you have ridden and crashed on feel different. the Bootleg and KONG crashes made me cringe
  • 2 0
 @pink505: Don't you mean Dewie Cheatum & Howe LLP?
  • 1 0
 Can anyone translate what the filmer says at 1:20 before everyone starts laughing hysterically?
  • 1 0
 Todays video is brought to you by; literally any spinal corrections facility.
  • 1 0
 Much Ow.

Does anybody, ever, finish a bone-crushing wallop yelling "I'm bad!"?
  • 1 0
 Who’s the absolute sender at 0:54?

I want to watch the rest of their stuff.
  • 2 0
 She was doing great to, oh well.
  • 1 0
 Ayo Carson Hampton in the thumbnail??
  • 1 0
 omg that first nose case was BRUTAL
  • 1 0
 Attacked by a turf monster in the last clip?
  • 2 0
 Creek strikes again
  • 1 0
 0:01:00 is a Sunday suspension save and a minor miracle
  • 1 0
 Many collarbones were sacrificed in the making of this Friday Fails. RIP
  • 1 0
 Headfirst into a rock garden - that ain't good...
  • 1 0
 Definitely some broken bones in that episode.
  • 1 0
 More pile-drivers than Wrestlemania 3!
  • 1 0
 0:20... makes my cervical vertabrae hurt just watching it.
  • 1 0
 Some of the cries post slam sounded like Tuscan Raiders.. maximum ouchys
  • 1 0
 0:59 the most absolutely terrifying sight imaginable for a mtb'er
  • 1 0
 These crashes are getting worse. How is that second guy not paralyzed?
  • 1 0
 1:15 good to see brianpark getting in on the action.
  • 1 0
 A few harsh ones, but all in all a great FF for the new year! Go pb!
  • 1 0
 Friday falls: Leaf that trail for the spring
  • 1 0
 Finally recognize a spot in a Friday Fails!
  • 1 0
 Ouch
  • 1 0
 durp
  • 1 1
 A lot of cases where the power of the rebound is quite compelling
  • 1 0
 Fail curious at 3:20.
  • 1 2
 One of the few weeks where no sequence stands out.
  • 5 0
 they're all tied for first place very gnarly!







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