Video: Friday Fails #213

 Nothing like a father-son fail to solidify that bond!

 The theme this week is "amateur hour".
Typically we get some clueless noobs in way over their heads mixed with some talented riders going huge, but 95%+ this week were people getting bucked on pretty modest jumps, or just plain failing to understand how gravity works.

 stuck throttle @ 2:08..?!....or is that simply gravity pulling the bike downhill

 These people without gloves simply amaze me!! My memory is of my motorbike course teacher asking the class if they enjoyed the thought of other people wiping their own arses after a turd. When no one in the class said they wanted that. He suggested wearing gloves when riding so there was not a risk of them needing to ask others for that sort of help.

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That was a pain in the ass to type out, but I hope it helps yall fix the issue.

 E bike and tan wall tyre crashes are the best

 Clipping the bars or body on a tree @ 1:49 is currently my worst crashing fear.

And I hope the poor fellow @ 3:26 is unhurt, but that evoked a spontaneous LOL

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 That last clip...where is it? I want to ride that trail!

 first clip... weakest person typically goes last. 3rd guy goes over handlbars. Last guy does a sweet little dismount. You know the last guy was happy he didn't have to go over the jump.

 Generally don't like the POV clips but at least the first two at 0:33 and 3:01 were following another rider, providing fail uncertainty. 3:25 you know exactly who's going down, just waiting for it.

 Man nothing pierces the ear drum quite like the sound of crash induced pre-pubescent laughter at 1:40.

 Often times the background comments and hype are more painful to listen to than watching these dum dums touch the back of their heads w/ their feet.

 hmm, there seems to be a failure already...

 "Oh do we ever have some good fails for you this week!"
So good, in fact, that they don't even play!

 im a simple man. I see a new friday fails video and i click on it

 at 33 seconds - I've crashed in that same position on the San Juan trail.

 2:07: Bike - eff this, I'm done with this clown. And with his derailleur. Eff it.

3:25: Matrix ReRidden

 Front wheel at 1:03 looks like it's toast.

 0:53 when you want to do a manual to impress your friends but you don't know how

 Huge send www.pinkbike.com/video/547734

 Yeah, last clip finally made it into Friday Fails

 Was this an over the bars special??

 Playback error

 New week, same playback error

 A lot of fails at here at 2:33

 2:22 "Don't tell mom!"

 @2:55: you could see that fail coming all the way from last Friday

 No gloves, no pads, no skills, hey! I’ll try a back flip.

 It appears the tree actually didn't fall far from the apple....

 This edition is particularly front-heavy. Night of the nosedive.

 Geeeet it. Oh, it got gotten.

 Weak week.

 810mm bars at 1:50!!

 PULLLLLLLL UPPPPPPPPP

 1:49 - The ol' twofor

 like father like son

 1:06 is a save IMO

 Failure to see failure.

 another week and the same lesson learned: pull up