Video: Friday Fails #252

Dec 16, 2022
by Pinkbike Originals  

We've got another great batch of fails for you this Friday!






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  • 96 0
 Some of these people look like they can barely ride a bike in a straight line...why they are hitting jumps and gaps is beyond my understanding.
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 Or taking their hand off the bar in mid-air...
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flag RedBurn (Dec 16, 2022 at 10:32) (Below Threshold)
 I strongly believe these individuals should stop mtbiking.
  • 7 0
 A huge number of these riders seem to be landing jumps with their weight over the front wheel.
Im not surprised at all that most of these crashes feature some kind of OTB...
Who's teaching them to do that?
  • 5 0
 Yeah, sometimes a FF crash looks like they almost had it..... but sometimes it looks like they had no business trying whatever move or feature they were on. Lots here where they were nowhere near making it
  • 9 1
 Welcome to friday fails....
  • 7 0
 It's wild to me that people are like "yeah, I've never hit a drop but let me try this 10 footer real quick"
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 LOOKS LIKE THAT LAST GUY "META" THE GROUND IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANY HEHEHEHE
  • 6 0
 @ReformedRoadie: Look Mum….. No teeth
  • 49 1
 Why are the sponsors always bike components, why not orthopedic surgery groups? These videos constitute millions in revenue for orthos but thousands for people who make grips. Feels like Friday Marketing Fails.
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 @Mtmw: Brilliant comment!
  • 5 1
 Honestly is probably because medical groups like that are more regional so they wouldn't pay to advertise to such a wide audience. If there were some kind of nation wide orthopedic group they probably would sponsor something like that.
  • 7 0
 When I invent the "unbreakable clavicle" implant device I'll be sure to advertise.
  • 2 0
 @swellhunter: you joke but there are a ton of patents on collarbone repairs and rebreak resistance is a feature.

www.mititalia.it/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Clavicle_Case_Compendium.pdf
  • 34 0
 It’s GO TIME! Well, shit…
  • 37 0
 Go as in go to the hospital.
  • 4 0
 Still wondering how the first dude had near enough speed for that feature.
  • 2 1
 Poor dude. This is why I don't like to pull someone over big jumps. You never know how they jump or swallow a feature.
  • 2 0
 @corposello: The second guy was too close to push into the lip, first guy did
  • 26 0
 Some of these are so deliberately miscalculated I feel like I might be watching a failed suicide attempt
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 Which one do you think is the most obvious?
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 Dad about to destroy the last bit of interest in MTB that kid has.
"You got this."
*hesitation*...*crash*...*visibly pissed*
"No I don't"
  • 4 1
 "You got this" Famous last words, right up there with "wait, hold my beer..." That kid definitely did not "got this"
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 @dcaf: good chance he did, was just having a bad day, and dad was trying to get him out of a funk. Wouldn’t be surprised if the kid had ridden that before just fine. Kids are weird like that and confidence is so huge
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 1:20, they say hes still rolling till this day . . .
  • 6 1
 He's up . . . no, he's down. . . HE'S UP!. . . nope, down again. . . .
  • 3 0
 Total clown show.
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 @rrolly: He's all over the place! Nine hundred feet up to 1300 feet. What an a*shole!
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 @rrolly: your play-by-play has me in tears
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 He thinks he's Neymar
  • 14 0
 How did 00:13 not result in a crash. I'm stunned at the terrain he managed to roll over before the crash.
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 He rode into a tree and decided that wasn't enough haha
  • 12 0
 little bit of rebound and leaning back is such an electric combo. honestly dont know if friday fails could exist without it
  • 5 0
 People say this every time. Fast rebound isn’t bucking them, it’s all body position, speed and timing. Hardtails don’t rebound at all and they certainly buck
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 @emptybe-er: did i say fast rebound is whats bucking them? i did not. i did imply rebound contributes to getting bucked though, which it undeniably does
  • 12 0
 some of those were....abrupt
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 Did I see a repeat from last week in there?
  • 7 0
 Yep. The pre-death scream slam combo
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 Yeah. Brutal
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 0:48 - Leaves on the ground are like MIPS for your body.
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 Friday Fails warning: Many people were harmed in the making of this video.
  • 7 0
 Not a single "Are you OK, Bro?!?!" while still crashing. Making progress.
  • 7 0
 Yes! And the cameras are following the carcasses (carcii?) until they lie motionless capturing the entire beautiful moment. Some group learning going on.
  • 7 1
 All of these crashes could have been avoided if internally routed cables through the headset didn't exist.
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 Update: it was not go time.
  • 5 0
 It was "go a little faster" time
  • 3 0
 I had quit watching FF arround a year ago, got enough of seeing people crashing. Today I watched again for the first time since then.. did it just get more brutal overall or today was a special edition?!
  • 2 0
 Yea. I did the same - literally in the same order as you. All that crash violence gave me the same impression.
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 @10DollarHelmet10DollarHead: same situation here, similar reaction.
  • 2 0
 Rider #1 demonstrates everything NOT to do on a jump in one video. Lycra, check, going way too fast for your ability, check, getting way back on the bike, check, hold tight and be as stiff as you can, check! Launch sequence initiated! Engage!
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 I might have gleaned as much crash safety protocols as possible from Friday Fails. Now I feel like it's watching my fellow man suffer and endure injuries.

Take it easy folks - your MTB career needs to last a long time (hopefully until mid 70's).
  • 5 0
 :30 was absolutely savage.
  • 1 0
 I've watched that one multiple times tryng to figure out they got so nose heavy. Seemed like the speed was ok enough even though it was a little slow.
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 Cold-blooded
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 @sino428: I have to guess he tapped the brakes right at the end maybe? I've seen people just roll off that and be fine before so I am pretty confused lol
  • 2 0
 That person looked like they could hardly roll off a curb, not sure why they got talked into doing a 6' drop
  • 4 0
 @OCSunDevil: It was the Pit Vipers for sure. As soon as he put them on he was feelin sendy... well, that's my guess anyway.
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 That one was my favorite : D
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 These videos helped me from getting injured, I think. There is a 2-3 foot drop in front of my house from the road to my property, getting a 29er I figured it would be no big deal even though I dont have great skills. I see people getting bucked really easy etc from very non conspicuous obstacles. Its hard for me to see what is going wrong in some of these crashes.
  • 6 0
 Every drop deeper than you can roll through demands a modicum of technique. A 90 cm (3ft) drop is brutal without technique, especially if it's a drop to flat.

On what's going wrong? I see guys lifting their front wheel while going slow, not realizing that if your front wheel goes down again before your rear wheel left the feature you will go over the bars. Quite simple, bad technique. And the other issue is people not going to slow, but way too fast (for their skill level).

I see people railing through woods at moronic speeds. To make this plain and simple, put on your helmet and walk with 3 miles an hour into a tree. If you are not convinced, have a little jog of 6 miles an hour and run into that tree. Not learned your lesson yet? Do it at full sprint. Even with a helmet, I doubt you will be up for another go. These guys go much faster without technique and then find out what a hard stop and momentum do to a body (if not their head).

Lastly there were a few experienced riders having bad luck landing less than perfectly, diving into a corner and then hitting a pebble or rock while their body was imbalanced. Usually it ends well, sometimes it doesn't, with spectacular results (we all have crashed).

But generally it's people not understanding the forces at play. and how dangerous it is to do these things without sufficient skill .
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 @Ronkol: I was tempted so many times just to go for it. Im pretty sure now I would have went over the handle bars.
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 The real fail is autoplay.
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 these hurt, but 1:00 legit makes me uncomfortable, you can see the riders hands are tightened in a reverse fist, with rigid arms next to their body, their legs locked in their position, no immediate movement. If you watch it in slow motion the hands look like the lock as soon as the camera gets to them, before they have stopped. It really looks like something called posturing, I am hoping I am wrong but that indicates a significant head or neck injury. Really hoping they just stayed tensed up after the crash. It looked really hard.
  • 1 0
 @phantommtb it probably was bad. We don’t see how he rolled but it looks like he may have scorpioned with him hitting his head and flipping all the way over. That one was definitely the worst today.
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 1:10 Dad - "you got it" Son laying on ground - "no I don't"
  • 2 1
 Wtf pinkbike? Who messed with the lighting angles? I couldn't see at all the rear shock bottoming out on that Scott.
Next time more direct sunlight and less shadows.
  • 3 0
 Good effort from the kid at 2:50. Nearly had that!
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 2:27 Dude didn't look like he was gong that fast but it took him forever to stop tumbling. I like the vocals all the way through.
  • 4 0
 Porco Dio Smile
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 Oooooof some heavy slams here today. Few of them look lucky to have walked away, if they did. The slow mo guy…lucky he got his arms up that was a neck snapper just waiting.
  • 4 1
 No I don't...
  • 3 0
 Ragdoll Friday
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 Brutal this week
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 1:30 - deadest sailor ever
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 Need more Ibis.
  • 2 1
 Kid @:30 would've been fine if he 1) had an Ibis and 2) let it to do the job.
  • 2 0
 0:39, the camera person needs to learn when to call a 'Fat Case'
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 How come there wasn't an accompanying obituary for the kid at 1:26? He definitely deserved one.
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 People be asking 'are you ok?' before the brain has even finished bouncing around the inside of the skull.
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 Just because you own a MTB doesn’t make you a mountain biker. FF’s is when dumb luck runs out
  • 2 1
 Ouch I am going to Zwift!
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 I tell myself that every day, and yet a new day comes without any Zwifting...
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 Guy at 1:23 rolls like Neymar
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 That first one. Ouch!
  • 1 0
 While kind of low speed, that rocky road rag doll looked painful.
  • 1 0
 This is more like Huck to Fail Friday - great job!
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 1:34 dude barely dodged that buzz saw heading for his face
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 walking away from 0:20 was lucky AF
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 The kid slammining into that berm/wall at 2:14. Ouch
  • 1 0
 I'm just gonna stick to doing wheelies...
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 @0:47 - Grand Theft Auto ragdoll physics in real life ...
  • 1 0
 0:20 still has the tag on the bike. nbd?
  • 1 0
 It’s go time gots to go further!
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 Fucking ads on here now too eh...
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 You’ve got this ….
  • 1 0
 That's massive.
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 Oozin' Goobs and Noobs
  • 3 5
 These videos are a clear indication that not everyone should be riding bikes. Geez, stick to video games or Magic cards.
  • 2 5
 every week I watch....its almost not funny anymore. Seriously, have we forgotten that if you google mountain biking it comes up as an extreme sport. wow.
  • 1 0
 i haven't seen fails for quite a while now, but just watched this one.
i thought it was exceptional. all kinds of fails.
good action comments / reactions too.
'it's go time.' classic, on a big hit too.
brilliant.
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