Video: Friday Fails #283

 "Road" double? You know we ran doubles, and even triples here in MTB for 30+ years, right?

 @FatTonyNJ: no, it's distinctly the silhouette of a road crank

 @phalley: Agreed, 1000% a road crank. If you get the right full screen pause at exactly 0:11 (11 seconds) from the very start it's plain as day it is a goofy animation of the asymmetric "spider", likely Shimano, with a really well worn big ring and possibly a Quarq-like power meter in the wrong position. Small chainring is way too big to be a granny or the small on a mountain double, and also needs replacing due to tooth wear.

@VtVolk, however you got to this, well done. Some animator somewhere needs to explain themselves.

 @iammarkstewart: Calm down, CSI New York...

 That's why they crashed, obviously.

 Alex is dead. F*ck.

 I do appreciate the concern for his friend. If anyone knows if he survived that would be a nice addition.

 yeah but kids heal real quick

 Hey, at least he'll always remember that as the shirt he separated his shoulder in!

 Dude didn't look to be in any condition to be riding that day...

 @RayDolor: i think he's still there

 It is.

 Ya. I think I remember Bruni gapping the whole thing in a race they held there years ago…

10-ply is one of those trails that looks like a literal joke on film but is actually pretty proper in person

 POV: you are a penis of a mountain biker

 I legit thought he might be manualing for a few seconds, because I couldn't tell what the heck the bike was doing.

 oh wow pinkbike censored my comment. f*ck isnt ok but shit is? lol who is drawing these lines.

 @jdkellogg: I’ll just combine them into a super swear FsUhCiKt

 @everythingsucks: Just looks like you're saying "suck it". Username checks out.

 @icanreachit: it’s a super swear. It can be whatever horrible word you want.

 They don’t cut the non English ones, though. Due to a plethora of Polish entries in Friday fails, I know to say “kurva “ if I ever fall in Poland

 @Poachninja: Yeah, the censorship overlord doesn't seem to speak any other languages. I've recognized swears in French, German, Dutch and a few suspected ones other langguages I don't speak. And of course 'kurwa', which is used in a number languages, including Polish.

 @flattoflat: I'm a parent. Kids are going to hear these words at some point in their life, and they are going to repeat them. Most important thing is, that they learn what the appropriate time and place for swear words is. Seeing a friend smacking their face in the dirt at near lethal speed is one of the most appropriate times to use swear words.

 I'd guess Austria based on the original video location stamp, but not 100% sure: www.pinkbike.com/video/579087

 Looks a lot like the jumps in Innsbruck where they did the whip-offs during Crankworx

 He did, but that was a nasty one. I hope he´s ok

 Pretty sure it was an airpod, unless it came from the next clip. That guy got knocked so unconscious that pieces of him definitely could have flown into adjacent clips.