Video: Friday Fails #287

 The opening with the mating call of the trauma surgeon was haunting.

 I was off on a roam and almost home
When I lost it in the loam.
I wreckon my rekon
Hit that tombstone head on.
Just when I thought I was done,
It was now no more fun.
I went sailing, my body flailing
Straight into the debris.
Fortunately missing the tree
And avoiding catastrophe
But my helmet and rock met and
Yup, I'll be ailing after this dismount.
I can't recount one so savage
In recent history.
Certainly worthy of Friday footage.
My chins new cleavage may need a bandage But at least there's no breakage.
What's the old adage?
f*ck around and find out.
Just try not to take yourself out.

 Bearded leapfrog dismount perfectly executed @ 2:34 - I applaud

 hats off to the horsethief bench dismount. Just getting to the coffin slab is an accomplishment

 Thanks for including the natural tech descents at 2:26 and 2:55. Showing only man made features get old after a while.

 there was quite a bit more screaming in this batch than in most of the friday fails

 @ 3:20...Fade to Black

 @2:55 what was he trying to do? kill himself? gnarly tech bruh!

 Ohhhhhh Maaaaate!