Video: Friday Fails #310

Feb 2, 2024
by Pinkbike Originals  

It's Friday and we've got a fresh batch of FAILS for you!










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114 Comments
  • 120 1
 We'll call the opening clip 'natural selection'.
  • 17 1
 Just a slight miscalculation is all
  • 41 0
 what's funny is more than one person looked at that ramp setup up and thought "yeah, this will work."
  • 31 0
 This reminds me of a joke...two men walked into a bar and the third one ducked. LOL
  • 1 0
 that's a fact Jack.
  • 10 0
 Darwin Awards 2024 nominee
  • 4 0
 Holy hell, was that the alternate director's cut for the Napoleon Dynamite 'Sledgehammer' scene? Ever take it off any sweet.... right in the face?
  • 8 0
 Wow, I thought the guy only had a whiplash on that table but CRIPES, he actually faceplanted on that top side of the roof! What was he thinking? LOL And why wasn't there a zero for the choosing?
  • 4 0
 @JonnyTheWeasel : Darwin Award and PBFF Best Fail All Time!
  • 4 0
 He wasn't even close to clearing the roof. It didn't just skim his helmet, he was at least a foot (sorry, 30.48 cm, I know imperial units are triggering for some...) too high.
  • 21 0
 Dear PB, can you please make the intro clip #1? Otherwise, how do we vote for it like today?
  • 5 0
 @SATN-XC: Actually only one person, saw that and thought "yeah, that'll work" the other saw, and said absolutely nothing. And yeah, im the first one....
  • 2 0
 .Lol
  • 1 0
 @shunji180: Thank !! I being asking for that as well; sometimes the intro is vicious AF and should count.
  • 5 0
 Stone Cold Opener
  • 2 0
 Opening clip :04 seconds.... Priceless
  • 1 0
 @shunji180: The intro clip is obviously #0.
Best regards - K&R.
  • 48 0
 I love the exasperated parent sigh in 5 after no doubt telling the kid not to do it.
  • 6 1
 A familiar sound
  • 5 0
 Parent must have approved, because he was recording it.
  • 6 0
 lol, that was 100% the sound
  • 9 0
 Sounded more like a “how do I explain this to the wife” sigh.
  • 3 0
 Sound of failure and disappointment
  • 2 0
 @k-n-i-x-o-n: I see how it is
  • 6 0
 Lol that's the sigh I make when I think "great now I have to deal my child's overreaction to falling."
  • 6 0
 @CSharp: that’s my favorite Depeche Mode b-sides compilation
  • 2 0
 @boopiejones: I think more like, "I just spent two grand getting my kid set up for mountain biking and now he's never going to do it again. . . how do I explain that to my wife"
  • 46 0
 #17 railing the snow…until he wasn’t. Still great riding considering the conditions.
  • 25 0
 ...though have to wonder about the no glove choice
  • 14 0
 Yeah, he was killing it. Looked so fun. I thought he would go down way earlier than he did.
  • 9 0
 I just kept wondering which tree he was going to impale himself on. I wouldn't have made it past the first, so congrats to the rider.
  • 4 0
 Definitely great riding in those conditions.
  • 7 0
 Gave me anxiety the whole time. Every turn I thought was going to be a digger
  • 5 0
 And no gloves- just bare hands holding onto his dear life in the Great White North!
  • 3 0
 @Ebab: Absolutely! That was a real rollercoaster to watch, each tree and rut that came aong I was holding my breath awaiting the inevitable, then when it came it wasn't so bad.
  • 39 0
 That first head smasher might be my all time favourite crash.
  • 19 0
 I'll second this. It truly epitomized a Friday fail. In both design and execution that stunt was resounding failure.
  • 11 0
 @jaytdubs: Some people talk about 'the spirit of gravel.'

That there was 'the spirit of FF'
  • 5 0
 He seemed so disappointed lying there. Partly crushed by the beam, partly crushed by disappointment.
  • 39 0
 #0 is a hall-of-famer and we can’t even vote for it…
  • 2 0
 Either of the Frosty the Snowman should have been the opener and then #0 and #1 head to head for the vote. Still think #1 is the worst.
  • 2 0
 The lack of being able to vote for it turns the perfect fail into a fail.
  • 25 0
 PB need to add a vote button for the opening clip - that kid totally ate the beam supporting the roof. Brutal.
  • 19 1
 For everyone wondering what was going through my head on number 1, well.... the roof beam was.

Follow me on youtube for more stupid fail clips and ect www.youtube.com/@sethgale5458.
  • 16 0
 I like to predict how the crash happens. The opener was a no brainer. As in...absolutely no brain.
  • 1 0
 You can’t lose any brain cells if you don’t have any to begin with
  • 5 0
 @ro-bert: Its true.... I never did have brain cells...
  • 3 0
 @sethgale: That was you??? Buddy, take a physics course. . . Wink

Hope your head and pride have healed.
  • 6 0
 @rrolly: My head has healed, but i think my pride might be broke forever hahaha
  • 14 0
 First time I’ve only needed to watch the first clip to cast my vote.
  • 10 0
 Except there’s no option to vote for the first clip
  • 13 0
 @BagelMan: That too, is a FAIL
  • 9 0
 A cat on the jump? Typical.
  • 1 0
 I knew instantly he'd blame the cat for his fail. Then he turns his head ;-)
  • 7 0
 Dude got the clothes line in #1....THAT is a good start for the Friday Fails. I bet his nose is still broken. lol
  • 14 1
 Nope, its not, in fact i have no injuries whatsoever, no concussion, all my teeth still there, and no broken back.
  • 8 0
 @sethgale: Damn,are you a vertebrate?
  • 3 0
 @sethgale: Nice. Hard as steel man!
  • 6 1
 @bman33: hahaha thanks thankfully my helmet did a great job, but I have to buy a new one now and I'm broke
  • 3 0
 @sethgale: Lucky, but remember, next time you may run out of luck.
  • 7 0
 @martin737: I hope not.... But imma think next time
  • 2 0
 @Mtmw: Dang that crash was insane, and he must have been super hurt, that sucks, especially that his crash wasn't from his own stupidity, like mine was.
  • 8 0
 #16 - dude lost his shoe! Hilarious!
  • 3 0
 Instantly thought of the Jerky Boys...He was probably first hurt with words...
  • 6 0
 Yea that one hurt. my wrist is still tweaked and i cant extend my elbow XD
  • 1 0
 @ReformedRoadie: very very hurt
  • 8 0
 Like wow, these are the leaders of tomorrow...omfg
  • 27 1
 Look at the leaders of today. omfg.
  • 7 0
 #1 is head-and-shoulders above the rest. I'll be here all week.
  • 5 0
 Many thought "Trail Dogs" were annoying, now we see Trail Cats are no improvement. I loved the long look into the woods in the direction of the culprit.
  • 2 0
 Oh man, I would love to go riding with a proper trail cat. Like one of those big Savannah cats, or a domesticated mountain lion. Could you imagine the reactions from other riders?
  • 5 0
 pinkbike poll how many times did you watch fail no. 1. 1. you are a saint 2. yea right 3. ok 4. thats about right 5. you're going to hell with me.
  • 6 0
 Can't even vote for the worst fail in this vid...
  • 2 0
 Opening clip is O.O - unfortunate the fellow filming didn't consider the potential danger of that one.

#1 is concussion, and had my vote. Even when I was young I didn't attempt to chuck myself off of rock faces with zero prep. Jesus
  • 7 1
 The fellow filming did consider it, and did know exactly what would happen. But like a silly sibling, said nothing.. But luckily it was fine and i didnt have a concussion so i didn't get super mad at him.
  • 3 0
 @njcbps: I would've voted for both 0 and 1 - both are brutal, painful, and funny at the same time! Wow, I can't believe FF this week came out with a bang that hard!
  • 3 0
 @sethgale: OK - thanks for the background info and good to hear no concussion. I would have gotten checked out even if no symptoms.
  • 1 0
 @sethgale: Are you sure you aren't still concussed? If you're in the opening clip, you aren't in #1.
  • 1 0
 @mamrd: yeah i know haha
  • 5 0
 I really wonder how bad the actual #1 was hurt though...Landing on your head/shoulder/neck on rock like that...oof.
  • 4 0
 Number 1 I don’t know who you are but I know you are the number 1
  • 5 0
 thanks
  • 3 0
 5 for the disappointed breath after the crash.
  • 1 0
 I don't even need to see the rest of the crashes, #1 was a double whammy of the lack of intelligence and the abundance of skill. 10 /10
  • 3 0
 Im offended on the skills comment.. lol, good point on the lack of intelligence though.
  • 1 0
 In his defense, number 4 was trying to avoid the mud at the bottom. Of course it is better to crash in the grass than get the bike dirty...
  • 2 0
 #2 Congrats on winning the Rear Wheel Rock Boost contest. Hope you're good kid.
  • 2 0
 Mannnnnn that little guy on the red rock near the beginning….that was harsh to see
  • 1 0
 #7 I was telling myself if you have to pedal that much to clear a jump, the trail is really badly build. The trail is actually perfect ...
  • 2 0
 The opening video was pretty rough. but what did you expect?
  • 2 0
 #7 is that the new GoPro Dick Pound signature edition?
  • 1 0
 Can the owner of #4 confirm that's the bottom of Waterfall at Bolton Valley VT? Such a rowdy trail.
  • 2 0
 Really started out with a couple of bangers…Eesh
  • 2 0
 The sigh in #5 makes it so much better
  • 2 0
 The 17 seems to be very fast on snow... Vinny T?
  • 1 0
 Forrest seems Finnish to me, so I'd guess it isn't.
  • 3 0
 The Comparison to Vinny T is perhaps the biggest compliment I've got but that is just me riding my favourite local winter trail.
  • 2 0
 #1, wtf.....
  • 1 0
 #15 - not spectacular but I've been there enough to feel the frustration
  • 2 0
 hehe I recorded #2
  • 2 0
 0 was the worst one.
  • 1 0
 #1 wins by a landslide lmao
  • 1 0
 A vote for #1 is a vote for #0. Win win cause they are both the worst.
  • 1 0
 #3 And they say that black cat is bad luck... what a twist.
  • 1 0
 My favorite clip was the ads thrown in...
  • 1 0
 What’s up with the add in the middle of FF.
  • 1 0
 The second kid is probably dead. So he got my vote.
  • 1 0
 #14, what bike is that?
  • 2 0
 Looks like a chromag
  • 1 0
 @Benfurby: 15 is a chromag for sure. But 14 - no idea!
  • 1 0
 @Benfurby: It's a Scor
  • 1 1
 I didn't need to look past #1 to decide on my answer.
  • 1 1
 #4 fat dude shock sound







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