Video: Friday Fails #87

 Here’s a little rap about a big spill
I got a new bike cuz I like downhill
I had my mom drive me to the top of the mountain
She kicked me out and said “Dinner’s at 7!”
She sped away in a cloud of dust
There all alone, no one to trust
I buckled my helmet and applied the gloves
Time to die, doing what I loved

Things were going smooth in the beginning
Dodging trees, hopping roots, just straight up winning!
Right around the corner was a big huge kicker
I knew I could do it, I ain’t no quitter!
I gave a few pedals for good measure
I launched to the moon, it was such a pleasure
Half way through I knew something was wrong
My nose was low and I was sending it long

A million thoughts running through my head
Coming to terms terms that I gonna be dead
I saw my whole life flash before my eyes
This was it, this was the end,
I didn’t even get to say my goodbyes

I came down hard and went over the bars
I flew through the air like a throwing star
I tumbled, l flailed, I busted up my knee
What happened next? My bike landed on me
I laid in the dirt and opened my eyes
Wait , what’s this? I guess I’m alive!
With a groan and a pop, I got to my feet
I brushed off the dust and examined my steed
The wheel was bent and the bars were twisted
But I still had to get home unassisted.

I managed to get home, expecting sympathy
All I got was my mom screaming at me
“That sport’s so dangerous, you’re gonna get killed!
You’re late for dinner and you food is chilled!”
It’s gonna take some time for these wounds to heal
But the worst part of all: I need a new front wheel

 Rebound damping rear shock set to wide open? Check!
Fork pressure set low for "small bump sensitivity?
Check! Clear for take off...

 The kid who yells send it then laughs at his floored mate, he’s my hero.

 2:30 He had the bottlecage and bumbag (with extra waterbottle!). I don't get, according to Pinkbike he had done everything right.... #losingfaith

 The worlds largest grocery bag at 1:57

 Skyler popped right up like a champ.

 ‘Here comes the boysss.... AOGH! Watch watch watch watch WATCHOUT!’

 3:11 is he dead?

 1:14 - I don't ever want to feeeel, like I did that day.

 3:10 Hope he is good right ?

 That dude bounced right back up like a beach ball.

 Why do we all watch this stuff? Can't we just pretend it never happens.

 HERE COMES THE BOYS...man i'm sayin that from now on

 Im pretty sure the guy at the 3:19 mark is dead. Or maybe he's now a golfer, because I'd be scared to ride again after a slam like that.
Damn friday fails, you scary!

 The dude at :45 sitting on his seat as he hits that lip, got nothing less than what he deserved.

 1:26 - get better pedals

Most of the others - when the rebound setting at the back says 'fast' it doesn't refer to how quickly you want to go

 FFS, people, stop filming in portrait

 " - SEND IT !!!!
- Oooooh....." Priceless. Also, that kid got proper ejected.

 I laughed, I cried. 5 stars episode!

 I thought that opening tankslapper would be hard to beat and I wasn’t wrong

 did the guy at 3:19 live his bike spun down the track.

 3:40 "Yea buddy, you got it."

No, bloody obvious that he really hadn't.

 OMG at 3:14....I hope that guy is ok. That was brutal overshoot

 I don't need to bend my knees or absorb anything, Il just lock my legs and let badly setup suspension do all the work.

 3:35 - I do just love seeing a full DH set up yard sale on flat ground.

 Please consider adding the clip of the link www.pinkbike.com/video/506359 to the next Friday Fails >> Friday Fails #88!!

 1.36 Sponsored by Pringles.

 The superman face plant game is strong this week

 Guess Jono Jones didn't upload his video and yet he calls himself the scorpion king.

 2:34- are those dumbasses digging and building a jump at a local park?

 they should be called monday fails friday is good and nice and lovely.........

 Another "Ohhh s#iiiit !!! ya'good !?!?" motivation video before the weekend. Let's go out an ride.

 Moose Mtn ALberta @ 3:09.. lol.. I still have to hit that thing.

 I'm so glad Pinkbike brought this back

 Was homie at 2:02 wearing a garbage bag? I guess when you trash it, wear it

 What's with the guy in the plastic bags, and the guy towards the end that went big and endoed and went off the trail to the right, Is he ok?

 1:35... new flexi rims for when you max out your travel!

 Early on if life, the human body is incredibly resilient....my body however would shatter with any of these fails.

 sooo did that guy die who crashed on the Rheeder jump line? because it sure looked like he did...

 1.39: The sender got sended.

 is that what happened to me yesterday? my skills went on a climate strike? if only i'd known...

 1:40 wins the internet for today.

 The number of folk that land like a sack of spuds thrown off a lorry and then get rebounded off the bike is incredible....

 I'm hungry for some tacos after watching that.

 Can this video series just be renamed "Oh shit! Dude you good?"

 People died for my entertainment this week....

 not the most dramatic but 2:16 is a brutal concussion, check out the fencing response

 In France we call that ``une bande de poireaux``/ a band of leeks. I belong to that breed too

 This is what went through their head as they were trying to save it ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJtmQ5DAU3s

 How are the videos submitted?

 How/Where do I have to send my (fail-)videos for fridayfails?

 How do you submit crash videos for Friday fails?

 2.00 are they Mtb monks?

 Started with a bang!

 Bro needs to start a new company called “Earthquakes caused by Skylar”

 DH bikes on smooth flat tracks really rip!

 Put some air in them there front forks...what n the heck.

 Can we submit to Friday Fails? How does one go about doing so?

 The sound at 0:44 is basically a collarbone reaction to a full OTB

 What is the MTB equivalent of a snow snake?

 That last crash wouldn't have happened with a 4" front tyre

 Seriously did the guy at 3:09 survive?

 Friday fails the "don't pull up or pull up too much" edition lol

 Anyone know how to submit videos for Friday fails?

 :33 Street Fighter

 SEND IT

 1:27 taco time

 Petey is baack!