I almost landed on an 8 year old girls head last year, she was "hiking with granpa" who was about 1000 meters down the trail gasping for air. FYI this was NOT a hiking trail........................
About a year ago I rode by a bike that had been parked on the MUP by the kickstand, in the lane of travel; the rider was sitting on the embankment having a chill time. I pushed his bike over and kept going.
I raced comment section to say the same thing! Happens way too often! Almost started a few fights because of it but cooler heads prevailed fortunately.
@JohanG: We had 2 scooter share companies invade our city this summer. People leave those things everywhere including the middle of paths and trails. I take it as my civic duty to toss any impeding the path into the bushes, down the bank or in the ditch. City should give me a medal.
@ratedgg13: I almost jumped onto a guy who had his camera up waiting for his boys - he had no idea I was coming in hot. Bros and their Instagram needs.
as the author of this video the track was a short jump track that was new and had no walking track round the side.(there is now). we had asked if the track was clear but our freinds were to far away too hear. the rider was fine
@Beez177: It's probably happened to most of us. Mine was on a pre-ride of the Mt 7 psychosis race. There's a rocky left hand descent and a guy was stopped right at the bottom. I went over the bars trying to avoid him. He even said "shit I guess I shouldn't have stopped here". GEE, YA THINK?!
@Beez177:I got one from Nelly505 too but it won't show up in my inbox but I still have a notification that I have a new message. Super annoying right now!
Happens to best of us. I bet 100% of users type in “p” Into the browser the next letter needs to be chosen carefully before the enter button is hit. @KennyWatson:
@mark2203: Middle Aged Dude sees neighbour kid over the fence sending it on a jump. That afternoon he's building a sender. Wife: Honey, what're you doing in the backyard?! MAD: Nothing, just doing some yardwork! (Springstein's "Glory Days" blasting on his walkman) Wife: Watch your sciatica! MAD: I'm fine - I know what I'm doing!
I've never jumped into a mulch landing but it seems to inspire the false promise of a soft landing. Yes, people usually land on the mulch first with their bike but if you fall don't you just continue to bounce off your bike and onto the hard ground? And what about the wood posts sticking out on riders right? Seems safer to just build an actual dirt landing if your mulch pile can't be big enough...
Here’s another rap let's start it off right So buckle your lid and cinch it down tight Grab your fingerless gloves and spread ‘em on your hands I’m a one man show so screw the bands!
On top of the mountain ‘bout to conquer your fears Feel the grip on your soul, you hold back the tears Stomp your foot on the pedal, breath and exhale You know you’re gonna crash, it’s Friday Fails!
Your riding is sketchy but the dirt is prime Flyin’ down the slopes, you pick the worst line Unaware to you there’s a trailbound grandma You dodge her like the Matrix now you’re runnin’ like an outlaw
You slam into a tree and your head starts to ring Bounce across the rocks and feel your back sting You’ve broken all your bones, you lay there think “That one guy on pinkbike is gonna make a rap about me”
Damn straight, son! I’m gonna sing about you! You’re ground into a pulp, it's what I’s born to do! I spit out these verses, your pain is my vice I swear I’m not an ass, your girl says I’m nice
I’m an MC Cadillac, from Moab to Retallack With the flow of Semenuk, and the pow’r of a bear attack I’m lyrical prodigy, rhymes smooth as Slick Honey I do it for the love I don’t do it for the money!
I sing these songs all about your crashes Burned you so hard you sizzle to ashes You think you got mad skills and say I’m whack I’d love to hear your rap just try and fight me back
I ain’t scared, you’re as intimidating as a potato I bet your rhymes are as lousy as your slow mo So comment below and give me what you got My skin is so thick I can take your best shot
The gimbal chest mount ones are awesome, the whole world is falling to shit around you but the camera stays perfectly poised and vertical to record the carnage.
Some lessons there Orange pads have their own gravity field. You will bounce if you dotn have enough rebound. Wall rides can spit you off. Puddles can be deeper that they look. dont stand on the trail, Your mates can tell when you are gonna over cook it "That was it, I knew it was coming". Ha Nice friday fails!!!
Were there a bunch of repeats this time around? Come on Pinkbike users! Put some skin in the game and go ride so we can have more original content. Your pain is truly our gain.
I def recognized many repeats. I was confused and hoping I wasn't going crazy. Was hoping I would find someone else in the comments that had the same thoughts. haha.
WTF at 3:30? Get off the trail. Even if your partner goes down, get off the trail and tend to them from the side. Don't hang out chatting it up when the next rider could be just behind you.
Bike park day I get caught and check up to let a pair by. 200 yards later they are standing in the trail on a semi blind spot. I was the next rider right behind you. What's wrong with people? Get off the trail.
Entertaining as ever. This episode is missing the Eastern European clips where they yell "Kurwa!" though. I love clips where they yell "Kurwa!" There should be at least one person shouting "Kurwa!"in every FF video. There is not a single "Kurwa!"in this video. Why is there no "Kurwa!" in this video? :-)
How many shoulders were separated in the making of this video? I mean I know its natural reaction, but so many outstretched arms. Learn to tuck and roll people!
3:30 - my pet peeve. get the f#@k off the trail. even if you crashed and you're in pain, have a flat, saw some wildlife, or whatever. You're gunna get other people hurt.
These skill-less douches make riding down a hill, or ''blasting' a foot tall mound of dirt seem super difficult.
Spoiler alert, it ain't.
Lots of fancy bikes and unnecessary pads tho, so that's what counts
@plyawn:
GEE, YA THINK?!
This bike for sale has never raced...is Red Bull Rampage considered a race? Lol
"Bought for wife and she rode it three times."
1: Crankworx Slopestyle Whistler
2: MSA World Champs DH
3: Rampage
Wife: Honey, what're you doing in the backyard?!
MAD: Nothing, just doing some yardwork! (Springstein's "Glory Days" blasting on his walkman)
Wife: Watch your sciatica!
MAD: I'm fine - I know what I'm doing!
wife posts video on PB...
-Someone who doesn't dirt jump
Given his look.
No idea why on the double post.....
So buckle your lid and cinch it down tight
Grab your fingerless gloves and spread ‘em on your hands
I’m a one man show so screw the bands!
On top of the mountain ‘bout to conquer your fears
Feel the grip on your soul, you hold back the tears
Stomp your foot on the pedal, breath and exhale
You know you’re gonna crash, it’s Friday Fails!
Your riding is sketchy but the dirt is prime
Flyin’ down the slopes, you pick the worst line
Unaware to you there’s a trailbound grandma
You dodge her like the Matrix now you’re runnin’ like an outlaw
You slam into a tree and your head starts to ring
Bounce across the rocks and feel your back sting
You’ve broken all your bones, you lay there think
“That one guy on pinkbike is gonna make a rap about me”
Damn straight, son! I’m gonna sing about you!
You’re ground into a pulp, it's what I’s born to do!
I spit out these verses, your pain is my vice
I swear I’m not an ass, your girl says I’m nice
I’m an MC Cadillac, from Moab to Retallack
With the flow of Semenuk, and the pow’r of a bear attack
I’m lyrical prodigy, rhymes smooth as Slick Honey
I do it for the love I don’t do it for the money!
I sing these songs all about your crashes
Burned you so hard you sizzle to ashes
You think you got mad skills and say I’m whack
I’d love to hear your rap just try and fight me back
I ain’t scared, you’re as intimidating as a potato
I bet your rhymes are as lousy as your slow mo
So comment below and give me what you got
My skin is so thick I can take your best shot
Were there a bunch of repeats this time around? Come on Pinkbike users! Put some skin in the game and go ride so we can have more original content. Your pain is truly our gain.
Must be low on material, the first several on this one pay tribute to the need for steeper head angles ...
Good times.
3:12 was priceless! That guy had a soggy ride back to his car
“Hey I’ve had 11 beers.... lets go ride!”
And props to the kid @ 1:45... Hold on and never let go!
Say no to vertical video.